The new Australian Prime Minister presents as a simple man.
“From today I declare Australia is under new management and is once more open for business.”
What could be simpler than
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Q : Global Warming?
A : "The argument is absolute crap." (T.A. 2009)
A : "The argument is absolute crap." (T.A. 2009)
SOLUTION : For the first time in 80 years, there is now no Minister for Science in the Australian Government.
"There has also been a purge of department heads, and a cleaning-out of staff from the now defunct climate change department is also expected. Abbott’s government has already instructed public servants to begin drawing up new legislation to repeal the carbon price, new treasurer Joe Hockey sent a letter to the Clean Energy Finance Corporation instructing it to cease making loans, and preparations are also being made for the dismantling of the Climate Commission and the Climate Change Authority."
Tony Abbott sworn in, turns against climate programs
Giles Parkinson, 18 September 2013 ( article here )
"Anyone who understands and cares about the environment and economics will know ditching the carbon tax is not only crazy, it is absolutely suicidal."
Tony Abbott will doom future generations if he ditches carbon taxDavid Suzuki / The Age, 18 Sept 2013 ( article here )
SOLUTION : A Minister for Sport, at Cabinet level.
put simply ...
put simply ...
Q : Refugees? Asylum Seekers?
A : Stop The Boats
SOLUTION : "Tony Abbott appoints Angus Campbell to lead Operation Sovereign Borders policy" ( article here )
for simple people.
This Toxic Tax! This Toxic Tax! This Toxic Tax!
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How will the New Simplicity affect local PRAVDA?
What changes might our readership expect to see?
We sent one of our reporters to investigate.
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A : Prime Minister Abbott:
"Everything that is significant is obviously of concern to an Australian
government but it is possible to take things very, very seriously
indeed without feeling they need to be included in people's titles
because we are just getting to a situation of title inflation and
frankly I want to avoid title inflation." ( here )
Thank you, Prime Minister. And, just before you get back to work, could you give us a back-to-basics glimpse of how you see y/our new government?
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Tony Abbott : Press Conference, Parliament House, Canberra 16 September 2013 ( here )
Thank you, Prime Minister. I think we've already well covered that last matter.
Our reporter presents his business card.
You can probably guess what's tattooed on the back of his head...
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