Pete: [strums guitar] You ready for this, J-dog? Jam out, drink some brews, talk about everything and nothing.
Jack: After today, that is exactly what I am ready for. [claps hands] Beer me.
Pete: [hands Jack a beer]
Jack: [cracks beer and sighs] Sitting around, drinking beer while a guy in a poncho plays guitar... this is what I always pictured college being like.
Pete: I wouldn't really know. I only had about two weeks of real college before Paula got pregnant. Twice. She had overlapping pregnancies five months apart.
Jack: [sighs] Hey, Pete. Do you know Aqualung?
Pete: [laughs and starts playing guitar] Baw baw baw baw baw.
Jack: [sings] Sitting on a park bench. I don't know the words except park bench.
Jack: Hey, Pete. How do I know that the colors you see are the same as the colors that I see? Maybe what I see as red you perceive as green.
Pete: We should be writing this stuff down.
- 30 Rock [ season 5 episode 8 )
"Is that so?' remarked the priest. "How about a demonstration? Do you think you can touch me with your weapon?"
Angered by the priest's cavalier disregard of his reputation, Deishu grabbed a laundry pole, prepared to make short work of the monk. To his consternation, Deishu got nowhere near the priest who deftly avoided every thrust. Deishu was forced to concede defeat and beseeched the the priest, "What school do you profess? Please teach me the principles of your Ryu."
"I belong to the 'Mountains are high, rivers are long' Ryu. It is also know as the 'Eyes horizontal, nose vertical' or the Willows are green, flowers are red' School."
'What do you mean?" a confused Deishu asked
"Figure it out for yourself," the Zen priest told him.
- John Stevens, The Sword of No-Sword: Life of the Master Warrior Tesshu
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